I love the golf course. It’s a place where you can enjoy nature, partake in sport, drink excessive amounts of alcohol, all while sitting down 80% of the time. It truly doesn’t get any better than that.
Another thing I enjoy about golf are some of the goofballs/weirdos this sport draws. You know the cargo wearin’, floppy hat sportin’, sunscreen not rubbed in guys who enjoy generic catch phrases such as, “Every now and then a blind squirrel finds a nut.” After a good shot. Or, “Need some more swing oil.” After cracking open a beer at the turn. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not bashing these guys…. I actually enjoy them in small dosages.
But I’m thinking the move is to put one of these guys on the spot and see what they’re made of. If you see them on the course, roll up next to them, and hit em’ with, “DO YA HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY ICE!?!?” Then a firm direct stare down until they answer. The beauty of this question is, one, it’s weird. Two, it’s actually a fairly reasonable request. Three, it will probably make the person you ask uncomfortable and it should be entertaining to see how they squirm out of it. Asking someone, “DO YA HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY ICE!?!?!” On the golf course. Could Be The Move.