Ice Water. Could Be The Move.Not just water. Fuck that. If there’s ice in the water it will forever be Ice Water.

Move by: Maverick

Just Straight Up Buying Golden Tee. Could Be The Move.

This Move hit hard. Here’s a guy that knows what he wants and goes after it. Can’t go out? Unable to play the game he loves? Nah…. not @aenemated Dude just hops on Ebay and buys one. Strrrrrong. I see a Golden Tee National Championship in his future. Just Straight Up Buying Golden Tee. Could Be The Move.
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Move by: @aenemated

COVID-19. This shit is crazy man. Isolation is here and by the looks of it…. it’ll be around for quite some time.. For a social person like myself, it’s a grind. I constantly pace around my apartment: I open windows, my balcony door, check my fridge, push-ups, sit-ups, texts, texts, texts, I pace faster and faster… AH! Isolation Grind Sesh 2.0! The only thing that calms me down (other than my guitar… deep I know) is squading up and gettin’ a Google Hangout going. I love it man. I mess around with the effects, lil’ shades, lil’ space, inside jokes, its great!

A Move I thought of today and one that I’ll pull of tomorrow is acting like your camera is frozen. Start talking then freeze. Don’t talk, blink, breathe. Still, completely still. Start hearing, “Uh-oh, I think Bobby got disconnected.” Snap out of it. “AHHH got ya!” Best Move ever? Eh. Middle school humor? Sure. A quick giggle to help pass the time? Fuck yeah. Acting Like Your Camera is Frozen During a Google Hangout. Could Be The Move.

This is a selfless Move. No other way around it. This Move puts you in a present/alert/can’t miss a sound space that puts you on the same conscious level as a Buddhist Monk. Breathe, stay present, observe the sounds around you… HA!… Just step up your bless you game and I promise you’ll reach full nirvana. ***(Note: One could argue that this level of consciousness is much more spastic than calm because you’re reacting to the stimulus around you and not letting things be. Can see the argument for both sides but will stick to Buddhist Monk mental territory to make the Move more appealing.)***

Now I’m not talking about being a courtesy blesser. You know, bless someone when you feel like it, say 75% of the time. I’m talking chips all in. You hear a sneeze from down the hall, better pipe up! “BLESS YOU!” You start recognizing sneezes, hit em’ with a Slack/text/voicemail. “Please leave a message….” “Hey, Jim. Bobby here, just wanted to say bless you. Alright enjoy the rest of your Friday!” Go out there and be great.

Sure haters will say, “That’s obnoxious. No need to bring attention to an embarrassing sinus explosion.” Oh yeah, well let me fill you in on a little Bless You history. Some cultures believed that when someone sneezed it was their soul escaping their body. Hence, “Bless you”. Boom. There you go, soul back into your body. Never Missing a Bless You. Could Be The Move.

Move by: Matt K.

Today I matured as a human being…. It was a beautiful moment. I was at home sick flipping through the channels and spotted an infomercial for a Silver Double Eagle $2 Coin. At first I thought, “Boom. Meme time…. This infomercial, some old guy running to the phone. ‘Boomers be like….’ Fame. Here I come!” Then I backtracked a tad, “Wait a sec man. This is some guy’s Move out there. Let’s not knock a whole generation… Let’s embrace it.” So that’s what I’m doing, I’m embracing the dude who dials the 1-800 number and orders those fucking coins. What a legend! Buying money! Let’s go!

So yeah, I’m thinking this is my new Move. Buying these commemorative coins and giving them away as gifts. Bachelor party: The boy’s are buying the Bachelor shots/beers/lap-dances not me man. I’m giving him a coin, little pamphlet to go with it.  “Mike, I got you a little something. A Silver Double Eagle $2 coin. These are very rare, Mike. Only 1,000 were offered to the public. Here’s a pamphlet with everything you need to know about this one of a kind collectible.” What a Move.

An even better Move might be to buy one, get a little display case for it and put it on your desk at work. People come by, “What’s that?” Then you go into the spiel, “Glad you asked, Tom. Back in 2012 the US Department of Treasury….” If Tom doesn’t understand the humor in that Move than he is weak. Buying Those Weird Infomercial Coins. Could Be The Move.

Been pulling off this move for a solid 5 years now and it makes me chuckle every time. Whether you realize it or not there are certain moments in life where you are without a doubt, 100%, the physical leader. Now when I say, “physical leader” I mean you are at the center of all motions that take place between you and your current follower/followers. A perfect example of this is when you’re inviting someone to your apartment for the first time. They usually start by the main entrance or whatever…. They call you, “Hey I’m here.” You go outside, “Hey! What’s up?” Then you start walking to your apartment. Now everything’s new to your friend: New sights, new sounds, they don’t know where they are or where they’re going… That’s why my move is Leading Someone to the Wrong Apartment. I’ll start walking in the complete opposite direction, “Oh my bad it’s over here.” Then turn around. “Kidding over here.” Then maybe go left, then right, add a little juke move, turn around again. Sometimes I’ll go right up to the wrong door and act like I’m about to unlock it. Most will give you a quick polite wtf laugh, others will get mad either way Leading Someone to the Wrong Apartment Could Be The Move.

Been pulling this Move off the last couple weeks. I love it. Feedback has been average to below but hey man… I’m having fun. Feel like it’s a 90/10 Move. 90% won’t get it but the 10% who do… Ohhh baby. They’re gonna love it.

No joke I pulled this move off 10 minutes before writing this post and got the following response. (I swear to god I didn’t pay her to tweet this):

See! The 10%! AB aka Alex Benson. Big Lana Del Rey fan! She fucking gets it man! My other 201 followers are probably like, “Sick tweet Dolan… NOT!” But who cares. “My. Favorite. Thing. You’ve. Ever. Tweeted. Bob” Like……. Sniff…… Sniff………….. Bout to cry.

The key to this move is hitting them with a low-key obscure/underrated lyric. Let’s use Nirvana as an example, the knee jerk tweet would be, “With the lights out. It’s less dangerous.” Fantastic lyric. Great song BUT too popular for this move. A better fit would be, “The sun is gone but I have a light.” …. Perfect! The lyric is obscure/underrated and fucking beautiful. Peep some others I’ve rocked:

If you know all three you’re a real one. Tweeting Random Lyrics. Could Be The Move.