The Pay Bobby Dolan situation has taken an interesting turn. My friend Myke decided to fine the “Other” Bobby Dolan for being Bobby Dolan.
I also received a Venmo from my buddy Jimmy. Guy’s got class.
It seems like the Bobby Dolan Venmo voyage is coming to an end. If any updates occur I’ll be sure to post them. Thank you. Please advise. God Bless…. Also how about the blackout of Jimmy’s last night. Protecting the identity of your friends on a blog less than 5 people read. Could Be The Move.
My buddy Grant hopped on the pay Bobby Dolan bandwagon and tossed him $1. He’s also trying to get #paybobbydolanadollar trending. I don’t know much about this Bobby Dolan but he sounds like a fuckin’ LEDGE!
Pay Bobby-Dolan-1 a $1. Could Be The Move.
Can’t take credit for this one. This move was done by my neighbor.
This move was performed on me at the age of 17. It’s very simple. If you’re in the backseat go ahead and sit behind the driver. When he starts to drive, cover his eyes and scream. Now I’m not talking about a long eye cover. I’m talking about a quick one second eye cover situation. It’ll get a laugh from the person riding shotgun just about every time. The drivers reaction is more of a question mark. They usually get startled and react with a, “What are you doing?” Then as the adrenaline settles they usually let out a little laugh. Or even a charming, “You got me smirk.” Covering Someone’s Eyes and Screaming While They Drive.
Big Brother man. They’re out there. They’re hanging on your every move. Oh look, a bicycle, let me click on that real quick. BAM! Bicycles all over the god damn place. Your Facebook Page, ESPN.com, YouTube, fucking everywhere man! Targeted Marking, it’s something you’ll never be able escape. What you can do though is out smart it. Since Zuckerburg and the Boys have the ability to track every click, my resolution is simple, start clicking some cool shit. You like bulldogs? Go to Amazon and type in bulldog calendars. Click every bulldog calendar in sight. The next day head on over to Facebook and check out all the cute bulldogs frolicking your page. Clicking Cute Shit on Amazon So Your Facebook Ads are Full of Cute Shit. Could Be The Move.
For all you hardcore Could Be The Move fans out there (maybe one or two). You might remember a move, “Adding Your Own Flare to Songs.” I was going to link it to this move since it’s pretty much the same thing but I have no idea where it is. I guess I deleted it or some shit. Anyways, this move is slightly more specific so here it goes. Just add “Penis” to any music lyric. Simple, fundamental, to the point. Now I didn’t invent this move, my buddy did, but I thought it was gold. He sent me a Snap of him singing Cake, “I want a girl with a shirt skirt and a loooooooooong PENIS.” Hilarious! I had to respond. So I threw a little Depeche Mode at him, “Reach out and touch MY PENIS!” Adding “Penis” to songs. Could Be The Move.