Category Archives: Moves

The Olives Have Pits In Them

Thought of this bad boy during a work lunch. Yeah. A work lunch. Nice little perk. Ole Bobby D. isn’t complaining. Plus a solid quick side move is to scrap some leftovers and  double up with a little dinner. When … Continue reading

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Pay Bobby Dolan Pt. 3

The Pay Bobby Dolan situation has taken an interesting turn. My friend Myke decided to fine the “Other” Bobby Dolan for being Bobby Dolan. I also received a Venmo from my buddy Jimmy. Guy’s got class. It seems like the … Continue reading

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Pay Bobby Dolan a Dollar

My buddy Grant hopped on the pay Bobby Dolan bandwagon and tossed him $1. He’s also trying to get #paybobbydolanadollar trending. I don’t know much about this Bobby Dolan but he sounds like a fuckin’ LEDGE! Pay Bobby-Dolan-1 a $1. … Continue reading

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Venmoing People With Your Name

Can’t take credit for this one. This move was done by my neighbor.

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Covering Someone’s Eyes and Screaming While They Drive.

This move was performed on me at the age of 17. It’s very simple. If you’re in the backseat go ahead and sit behind the driver. When he starts to drive, cover his eyes and scream. Now I’m not talking … Continue reading

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Clicking Cute Shit on Amazon So Your Facebook Ads are Full of Cute Shit.

Big Brother man. They’re out there. They’re hanging on your every move. Oh look, a bicycle, let me click on that real quick. BAM! Bicycles all over the god damn place. Your Facebook Page, ESPN.com, YouTube, fucking everywhere man! Targeted … Continue reading

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Adding “Penis” to Songs

For all you hardcore Could Be The Move fans out there (maybe one or two). You might remember a move, “Adding Your Own Flare to Songs.” I was going to link it to this move since it’s pretty much the … Continue reading

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