Author Archives: bobbyd3

This Move stuck with me (No pun intended. No but seriously I wrote the sentence, proofread it, went, “Oh shit that’s a pun, better mention it wasn’t intentional so CBTM readers don’t think I’m some try-hard wordsmith douche.) Saw the … Continue reading →

Move via Twitter: jordanhaider Hot cars are Chop. Seatbelt always burns me, gotta play hot potato with the melting steering wheel, the first two seconds of AC scorches my face. Grind. Sure there are ways to prevent this: parking in … Continue reading →

Shoutout to @ryanwenslau for sending this Move in. Bro sprung up a deep childhood memory. Sad it was buried. Brain said, “Nah… Fuck those indoor tent days. Here’s a dissapointing stike out with the bases loaded moment instead.” (3rd grade. … Continue reading →

Always appreciated the classic, “Living room football toss” Move. Just a couple guys watching the game, drinking some brews, slinging it back and forth. Hell I could do it for hours. “Why’s Del Rio scared of blitzing?” “Nah 2nd foot’s … Continue reading →

Have always respected stoners. Like the everyday, smoke weed and go throughout the day type. It’s a lifestyle that’s nearly impossible for me to grasp. Sure, I’ve had my stints with smoking weed (haven’t smoked in years) but every time … Continue reading →

Listen man, I got respect for butter, always have. Can take a simple piece of toast and carry it to another level. Takes skill, grit, heart even. With that being said I’m not sure if butter deserves a solo VIP … Continue reading →

I’ll have flashbacks to this moment. Blew my mind. I’ve never seen ranch dressing carried around in such a large vessel. The image has forever been burned into my brain. Let’s revisit this moment together. Just got done with a … Continue reading →