Author Archives: bobbyd3

Moving the Stick That Holds Your Burger Together as You Eat Instead of Removing It at the Beginning.

This Move stuck with me (No pun intended. No but seriously I wrote the sentence, proofread it, went, “Oh shit that’s a pun, better mention it wasn’t intentional so CBTM readers don’t think I’m some try-hard wordsmith douche.) Saw the … Continue reading

Posted in Moves | 1 Comment

E-Z UP to Keep the Sun Off Your Car.

Move via Twitter: jordanhaider Hot cars are Chop. Seatbelt always burns me, gotta play hot potato with the melting steering wheel, the first two seconds of AC scorches my face. Grind. Sure there are ways to prevent this: parking in … Continue reading

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment

Indoor Tents

Shoutout to @ryanwenslau for sending this Move in. Bro sprung up a deep childhood memory. Sad it was buried. Brain said, “Nah… Fuck those indoor tent days. Here’s a dissapointing stike out with the bases loaded moment instead.” (3rd grade. … Continue reading

Posted in Moves | 1 Comment

Official NFL Game Ball in the Living Room.

Always appreciated the classic, “Living room football toss” Move. Just a couple guys watching the game, drinking some brews, slinging it back and forth. Hell I could do it for hours. “Why’s Del Rio scared of blitzing?” “Nah 2nd foot’s … Continue reading

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment

Joint On the Plane.

Have always respected stoners. Like the everyday, smoke weed and go throughout the day type. It’s a lifestyle that’s nearly impossible for me to grasp. Sure, I’ve had my stints with smoking weed (haven’t smoked in years) but every time … Continue reading

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment

The Early Nugget Dunk.

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment

Throw a Couple Beers in the VIP Seats.

Listen man, I got respect for butter, always have. Can take a simple piece of toast and carry it to another level. Takes skill, grit, heart even. With that being said I’m not sure if butter deserves a solo VIP … Continue reading

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment

Pitcher of Ranch

I’ll have flashbacks to this moment. Blew my mind. I’ve never seen ranch dressing carried around in such a large vessel. The image has forever been burned into my brain. Let’s revisit this moment together. Just got done with a … Continue reading

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment

161 – Have Security Kick You Out. (Josh Nelson)

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment

159 – Pull a Heisenberg.

Posted in Moves | Leave a comment