Not Seeing a Popular Chick Flick So You Can Run the “Oh I Haven’t Seen That Movie We Should See It Some Time” Game.

BridesmaidsSure this is the longest titled move I’ve ever published and the title is pretty self explanatory but… If this plan is executed incorrectly the repercussions could be fatal.

Now most Wannabe Alpha-Males would immediately disregard this move because “Chick Flicks are gay!”… We get it bro.. You like Vin Diesel movies BUT for those of you who don’t mind swallowing a little pride every now and then…. This move could be deadly.. I mean they’re called “Chick Flicks” for a reason… Suuuuuhhhhh doo.

First…. Casually mention the movie into a conversation. YOU: “Have you seen “Bridesmaids”? I don’t know why but the preview made me think of you.” … HER: “What. OMG How?” “Is that like an insult?” “No, I haven’t seen it.” ….. YOU: “Yeah.. It doesn’t look very good.” HER: “It looks funny!” YOU: “You know what… I could see myself laughing at that movie, I mean I thought Mean Girls was hilarious.” HER: “OMG Mean Girls was like SO FUNNY!” YOU: “You know what… We should go see “Bridesmaids”. Why not!?”

Some things to be made aware of… Easy on how excited you get when you mention Mean Girls. Too excited and you’ll get tossed in the friends zone BUT If you don’t show enough excitement she’ll see right through your bullshit and lets be real… There’s no need for bullshit…Mean Girls was fucking hilarious. Not Seeing a Popular Chick Flick So You Can Run the “Oh I Haven’t Seen That Movie We Should See It Some Time” Game… Could Be The Move.

Move By: The American Outlaw

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4 Responses to Not Seeing a Popular Chick Flick So You Can Run the “Oh I Haven’t Seen That Movie We Should See It Some Time” Game.

  1. Hold It! says:

    I’ll tell ya what some chick flicks out there AIN’T TO FUCKING BAD!

  2. Yuppers says:

    Is “Silver Linings Playbook” considered a Chick-Flick?

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