Getting Fat As Shit

Getting Fucking Fat As Shit is a classic win, win, win move. Win #1: You get to be lazy and eat ridiculous amounts of delicious unhealthy food. Sure people might snicker behind your back, “Johnny sure is gaining weight” but who cares! You get to stuff your face with Tates cookies all-day while the haters nibble on their carrots.  Win #2: Play the I’m fat and depressed card on chicks.  The world is full off jersey chasers and gold diggers. Who’s saying there aren’t any “charity workers” out there. You know… girls who are into big dudes? Play the card until it fails you.. if/when it does proceed to… Win #3: Lose the weight and get ripped as shit. Everyone loves a happy ending and this will be yours. Post monthly full body shots so the world can see your progress. 4 P-90x sessions you’ll have a before and after pic Jared from Subway will be jealous of. Post that bitch… 75 likes … translation … you’re the new hot commodity and everyone wants a piece. Getting Fucking Fat As Shit.. Could Be The Move!

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6 Responses to Getting Fat As Shit

  1. ChuGot22 says:

    I disagree…. Those who can eat like a fat person but still somehow have a perfect six pack are legends.

  2. Hold It! says:

    Fat people have all the fun.

  3. Killinthegame says:

    People who drink Diet Cokes in the morning confuse me.

  4. Yuppers says:

    True story… My buddy tried to pull off this move but he couldn’t lose the weight…. Yeah it was a good one.

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