Saying “Job Opening” When a Waiter Drops a Plate

The key to this move is making sure it’s the corniest sounding, “Job Opening” of all-time. Think Kirk Cameron in Growing Pains. You must sell your audience on the corniness. Another crucial element of the move is your body position when delivering the line. Turn your head horizontally 50-60 degrees (I suggest turning to the right side), tilt your head back 30 degrees, bring the back of your right hand to your mouth as if you are telling someone a secret, and finally…. deliver the line. Saying “Job Opening” When a Waiter Drops a Plate, Could Be The Move.

Bobby D.

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8 Responses to Saying “Job Opening” When a Waiter Drops a Plate

  1. Hold It! says:

    Dude this gets a laugh every…. single…. time.

  2. ChuGot22 says:

    Yelling “MAZEL TOV!!” is another good one.

  3. Killinthegame says:

    Used this move at a wedding. KILLED!

  4. Yuppers says:

    Am I the only one who feels like a dick when I pull this move off???

  5. Dave says:

    I feel like a dick as well Yuppers.

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