This Move stuck with me (No pun intended. No but seriously I wrote the sentence, proofread it, went, “Oh shit that’s a pun, better mention it wasn’t intentional so CBTM readers don’t think I’m some try-hard wordsmith douche.) Saw the DM from luke__lannen thought it was interesting, unique, strange even. Figured I’d throw it in the ole, “Don’t forget about this Move” bin. Next day I went to Hawaii for a little vacation, (was lovely) the food, views, and snorkeling erased my memory of such a Move even existing. Today I took a dip in the, “Don’t forget about this Move” bin and was struck with the same feeling from a week ago. “What? How? Why wouldn’t someone just take it out? Chop?” The thoughts lingered and I figured expressing myself in 2,000 words or less was the best course of action.

I mean yeah, just take out the fucking toothpick right? Be like everyone else… Right? Most would agree, taking out the toothpick is Move 101. Just an unconscious physical action performed by people for centuries. Well I guess not everyone’s been doing it, our boy Luke leaves it in. Bro doesn’t give a fuck! My question though, what’s his end goal? Just wants to be different? Wants to show off his meticulous attention to detail? Maybe bro just appreciates a nice tight sandwich. Got tired of picking tomatoes off his plate. Think a why is important here. With such a unique Move people are going to ask questions. Will be reaching out to Luke. Part 2 incoming.