Greatest before and after photo of all-time? Yeah I think so. P-90x and Biggest Loser ain’t go shit on this side by side. We started with an old rusty lamp that provided nothing but a dull ray of light. Then by using two hockey elbow pads, a $75 dollar shirt from Men’s Warehouse that’s way to big for me, a hanger, some tie I got for free and a paper clip all of a sudden my lamp is ready to up-sell you on some bullshit insurance package. For those of you who are still confused… The picture on the right is not Gordon Gecko, Jordan Belfort or Patrick Bateman… It is a lamp. A power lamp. An alpha-lamp. Dressing Up Your Lamp…. Could Be The Move.