Surfing is a great experience. You’re out with nature, you’re catching some rays, you’re checking out the bebs, life doesn’t get much better. The only problem is surfing is hard as shit. I’ve only been 10-15 times and I can barely stand up.  If a coupla bebs witness you flopping all over the place it’s going to look bad. Which is why this is the move…. Head out to the break, start waxing your board, ask the bebs how it’s breaking. Start throwing some terminology at em’, “Heard it’s been mushy.” Keep on waxing and hit em’ with, “It’ll probably be better in an hour. Might snag a burrito.” Get a number. Boom. The Idea of Surfing. Could Be The Move.