Monthly Archives: January 2013

Fake Stories

Lying is an ongoing theme in most of my moves. This fake stories move incorporates a soft lie. The lie needs to be extremely light but it must somehow stick in your buddies mind. Here’s how you execute: Your friend is … Continue reading

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Referencing Numbers To Athletes

This is a grade-A varsity move. If you can pull this move off you will immediately become cooler than 90% of the people you hang out with. I used to pull off this move all the time when I was a caddie. … Continue reading

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Downgrading Your Athleticism in Pre-Game Warm-Ups

I’ve written a lot of moves over the past 4 months but I think this one might be the most entertaining to perform. It’s quite simple; anytime you are playing an athletic sport try to look extremely un-athletic in warm … Continue reading

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Mimic Everything Manti Te’o Did

Wow Manti! I had no idea a mormon could pull off the move of all moves! Words like balsy, gutsy, stupid, aggressive and courageous all describe this legendary move. I don’t even have to write step by step instructions on … Continue reading

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Being Radically Real

For the record my new move is to type the move into Google Images and take the first image that pops up. Looks like David C. Weiss alright wrote about this move. Hopefully I won’t get sued. I mean it … Continue reading

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Wearing An Awesome T-Shirt + Blazer

“Hey what’s up! I’m a lot cooler than you. I know it, you know it, your girlfriend knows it, that guy that just checked our ID’s knows it, your friends from home that see these pictures on Facebook will know … Continue reading

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