I think that the sneeze is one of the most underrated bodily functions we have. Now don’t get me wrong, I love a good pee and a nice poop as much as the next guy, but the sneeze just feels terrific. However, I do believe that sneezes can be boring. For example, a fart can be loud, soft, long, short, wet, fluctuating, and even silent. Everyone is different when it comes to butt toots. For the most part though everyone is pretty much on the same page when it comes to sneezing with the “Aaaachoooo”. Personally, I think that’s bullshit and it needs to change. I think the new move is to not only make your sneeze so loud and absurd, but also it should change every…single…time. You can add anything at the end of your sneeze to improve its worth. You know how much respect you’ll get if someone is watching you with the pre-sneeze face and expects the “Aaaachoooo” and then you come out with, “Aaaableebooowowow”?  People will be like, “Holy shit, this guy’s alright”! I’m telling you; get creative with your sneezes! You’ll be the talk of the town. The possibilities are endless. COULD BE THE MOVE!

– JB